michigan summer

michigander: wanna go sledding?
non-michigander: we cant, its summer!
michigander: thats never stopped us!

(michigan summer) <<-- stupid UD that wont except my example with out the word im describing in it!!! >.<

by the people of the big mitten July 19, 2011

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Awkward Submarine

Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.

Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."

by pseudophilia June 9, 2011

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Red Submarine

When the guys penis turns red because the condom is too tight

Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"

by noodleboodle January 31, 2017

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Argintinian Submarine

When a Russian Submarine goes terribly wrong.

Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”

by Veddhartha April 21, 2018

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