National Yeet short people day 

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

National Yeet short people day by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day 

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019

everything short of duct tape 

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.

Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

everything short of duct tape by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007

russian short bus 

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

russian short bus by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015

east compton short bus 

a reach around (non homosexual) while nailing a chick who is covering herself in salami OR
a Chode

Last night pete got an east compton short bus from Betty

east compton short bus by bkup October 19, 2006

Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.

james your short
Im Not Short Im Funsized

Im Not Short Im Funsized by Hellish Fenix October 6, 2009

dike short 

hair that is so short you come across as either a lesbian, bisexual or some homosexual being.

Alix: "I can't decide if I should cut my hair short or not!!"
Luke: "If you like girls."
Alix: "Shut upp Luke! i dont like girls and i wasnt gonna cut it dike short!"

dike short by bvdhrebvsa September 1, 2010