weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 15, 2013

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

Boy Scouts

The only place that exploits young men for the sole purpose of procreating hyper masculinity

Guy: Were you in Boy Scouts?
Dude: yeah that org is straight testosterone

by LuciStrr August 4, 2018

cub scouts

1. Boy scouts that aren't in middle school yet.
2. The ranks are Lions, Tigers, Wolves, Bears, Webelos, And Arrows of light.

Hey mom, can I be a cub scout? "Yes John. But only if you promise to get me all the loops and patches." "Okay!" John joins the cub scouts" 5 years later. "John, did you get all the loops?" "John hasn't gotten a single one " Yes mom, I did.

by UrbDic dude November 9, 2020

Boy Scouts

Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle

Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

jeremy scoutington

I am the scout here

Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people

Jeremy Scoutington

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

Qveen Scouts

Qveen Herby started calling her fans, Qveen Scouts. Which became popular for her fans, the Qveendom. Now and then many fans call themselves Q. Scouts, Qveen, Scouts, or just Qveen Scouts.

OMG! Qveen Herby just released merch for her Qveen Scouts!

by Qveen Scouts February 7, 2022