social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M December 19, 2007

Social Bulimia

The act of getting fucked up every night to the point of uncontrollable vomiting as an extreme weight loss method.

"Damn, Gina got really skinny ever since she joined Pi Phi...total social bulimia"

by bitchwithabrain March 14, 2009

social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

Social Eater

A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.

Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?

Tom: I did and pretty fast.

Phil: How?

Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.

Phil: What, you are just a social eater?

Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.

by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016

social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

by Butter Mike April 27, 2020

social vulture

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.

Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture

by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016

Social Queue

In a class, social gathering, etc. & you are only on small speaking terms with one person, while that person has more than one good friend in the class. You are stuck with trying to get their attention so you don't feel so alone, but are pushed to the back of their mind because they don't need to speak with you. You are left ignored & seeming desperate.

In every class I had in the 9th grade, I was pushed to the back of a Social Queue in every class.

by Doctor Loquacious May 9, 2016