Safety School

A college you apply to when you need an easy acceptance to fall back on, because let's face it - someone has to go there.

"Yo, did Wisconsin finally recognize your genius?"
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."

by BrentMad🌊🌊🌊🌊 October 26, 2024

safetify

make something more safe

yo g.
what?
safetify that box or someone could open it.
nah fuck that.

by suka looka a look at suka December 30, 2024

Sage

if someone calls u a sage that means you are absolutely a overreacting person and is VERY annoying

My arch nemesis as a total sage

by the explanation guy February 18, 2026

Sagebrush

A fraise used in nightclubs as a way to say to your wing man to run inerferance on a ugly or anoying stranger that wont leave you alone.

I.e. You: “ Hey John, whats the nevada state flower again? Sagebrush right? ”

John: well kyle, let me tell you all about this fun flower we call sagebrush. Its truly a fascinating member of the….” ect.

You: slip away while he holds. There attention but you must be quick as there is not alot of fun facts about sagebrush.

Okay beth don’t forget the save me word is “Sagebrush”.

by kilo pseudo February 20, 2025

Sage

A person with a strong personality looks strait out of 2020 has pink hair and likes someone that goes to their school

Sage is gay

by Albert Syndrogyn February 27, 2025

Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

by greatjofo March 1, 2025

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025