Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

Robert

Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.

Robert is life. Robert is God.

by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021

Robert Downey Jr Jr

Someone decided to donate to NateWantsToBattle and called him Robert Downey Jr Jr as the resemblance was uncanny but in the end, they never stopped calling him that till this day.

Someperson: Ayup! How's Robert Downey Jr Jr doing?
Nwtb trying to unbox Pokémon cards for his tcg channel: Hello name I cannot read (I forgot what he said oh God oh lawd)
Someperson: From this day on I shall dub thee Robert Downey Jr Jr until the date of when we meet.

by Psuod August 14, 2021

Robert

A very sexy black daddy nigga with the biggest big black cock ever!
Everyone wants him for his BBC.

Bad Guy: *tries to kill Robert*
Robert: *kills Bad Guy with his big cock*

by robertsexy_lover12 July 2, 2024

Robert lalain

Someone who bitches about madden 24/7 about every possible reason why he loses.

Someone who comes up with every excuse possible is a “Robert lalain” bert

by Sheeeit we ain’t go no mo A.C October 17, 2023

Robert

A guy with such a big cock, he will destroy the whole universe if he jacks off

Oh my god, he is a Robert, im amazed.

by Palomita222 March 24, 2021

robert

a dirty slave who eats watermelon, chicken, and loves kool-aid

nigga 1 : hey have you seen Robert?
nigga 2 : I have hes so black

by Niggatr0n November 21, 2023