static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

static retard by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

sleet retard

used to define someone who is a sleet retard

it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning

Me: sleet retard
unavailable395:sleet retard
Me: sleet retard
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Me: sleet retard
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sleet retard by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023

alabaster retard 

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

epic retard 

someone who is a super mega retard

wow, joel is an epic retard

epic retard by Dr.QuikSkins December 21, 2008

Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.

The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.

Urban Dictionary Retard by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

ok buddy retard 

When you're getting good head from your homie and you a gangsta

elmo: I M GAY FORTNITE!!
Trump: ok buddy retard

ok buddy retard by break da law November 8, 2018

stupid retard 

Calling a retard stupid, making them sound even more retarded. Closely related to the term: dumb idiot

A: "My helmet is blue."
B: "No, your helmet is green, you stupid retard."

stupid retard by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009