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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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Mud Puppie

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018
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golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.
by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
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Meow puppy

A domesticated cat that exhibits behaviors more commonly associated with dogs such as playing fetch, chasing their own tails, walking outdoors on a leash, etc.
Maria's meow puppy loves to play fetch and do tricks for treats unlike most other cats.
by sc0.0tr February 24, 2025
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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
by TrulySwag September 1, 2011
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Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time
Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!
by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022
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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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