metric mile

5280 meters a.k.a 3.28 miles.

A marathon is 7.99 metric miles long.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010

1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

by themisfitsman May 22, 2019

The Last Mile

(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)

*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away

by derpdederp101 June 10, 2011

Mikeya

A thieving whore bag who likes Lincoln Heights and tampico

me- what are you doin with my earphones?
mikeya- i thieved them to watch old ass episodes of lincoln heights

by ollykg18 February 26, 2011

Mikey Way

the highly untalented bassist of the band My Chemical Romance.

Your playing is that of Mikey Way, now get out of the band!

by 42=42 June 29, 2005

Mikey Wazowski

A ass munch to say the least, Usually refered to "Green cyclope thinger," From Monsters Inc. Like to masterbate in a papaya. Whom's crew may consist of:
A spunky Asian.
A Mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
A Cat.
A green-loving, whore, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.

"Never judge a whale by its blubber,"


"Wow, that was like...Totally Mikey Wazowski, right there, man"

by PomPomHottiePoof March 21, 2009

dirty mikey

sex act in which the man urinates in the woman's vagina

Joanne likes Mike to give her dirty mikeys. She says it helps prevent urinary tract infections.

by peepeeweewee August 20, 2009