Clout Monster

SOmeone who is so hungry for fame that they use people for it .

That woman is such a clout monster

by Clout101 May 7, 2018

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.

Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!

by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

monster boy

Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!

"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"

by DangerousAntony October 29, 2009

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011