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Creepy Kid movie

A yawn-inducing sub-genre of Hollywood's inferior breed of horror-lite thriller films of the 2000s. It's typically a film that attempts to take everything that was great and terrifying about Damien's character in "The Omen" and "make it new."

Typically there is very little creativity and much recycled, cliché film-making techniques. An example is how every somewhat frightening or suspenseful scene is ruined by obnoxious orchestral cues intended to add to the tension, but ironically just serve to defuse it. Such an effect really only seems to act as a moral narrative or guidance and bracket the semi-interesting parts in these films so the audience can't take the film too seriously.

The commercial formula usually consists of a 90-minute run-time, rated PG-13, sprinkled with just enough names to draw in and slightly frighten (hence "horror-lite") its core, money-making crowd: white, American suburbanite teenyboppers on dates.

Needless to say, these films should be avoided. They offer little to no entertainment and insult the horror genre. Any producers associated with these films should be ashamed of themselves for funding such unimaginative trash.
Bless The Child, Godsend, The Plague, Orphan, etc.

"Wow, another Creepy Kid movie. I wonder what happens."
Creepy Kid movie by brokenmach1ne December 3, 2009
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Fat Kid's Cramp 

noun: The pain that you endure will doing strenuous cardio activity.
Oh, man, I should not have had those hotdogs I now have a Fat Kid's Cramp.
Fat Kid's Cramp by ZappaGnat July 7, 2011
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Taco Kid 

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.
"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student
Taco Kid by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012
In the late 80's to early 90's, the kid who owned a Sega Genesis as opposed to a Nintendo (or a Super Nintendo in the 90's). Unless they were spoiled and owned both.
Jason: Let's go to Joe's house and play Super Mario Brothers.

Patrick: No, he's a Sega kid so we'll have to play Altered Beast.
Sega kid by not clever December 24, 2014

blowout kid 

blowout kid by pigeonsquad March 16, 2015

trigger kid 

The kid you're friends with just in case he goes on a killing spree, just so that he spares you.
"James is a trigger kid, one day he'll start shooting people in the cafe, but I shall be spared"
trigger kid by s'cute March 29, 2015

helicopter kid 

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being
“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”
helicopter kid by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018