juice drinker 

1. a loser; a square
2. literally; someone who is drinking juice or a soft drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol

This party sucks; nothing but a bunch of juice drinkers.

juice drinker by hooplehead July 28, 2005

Juicebag 

an individual who is notorious for their abilities to handle near fatal ammounts of alcohol consumption, on a semi-daily basis. Commonly found with a 40 oz bottle of Jack Daniels, however a Juicebag is also a frequent visitor of local beer vendors and adapts to all varieties of alcohol quickly. Usually the last one still drinking while others have passed out hours prior, the Juicebag will then progress to consuming any remaining hard liquor strewn about. does not succumb easily to hangovers, or act like a jackass when half in the bag.

Johnny nearly died because he drank retarded ammounts of whiskey, every day. what a juicebag.

Juicebag by Nine-Lives January 13, 2010

Poonani juice 

Juice from the vagina when in the throws of fingerblasting or some other form of adequate stimulation.

My roommate fingerblasted my girlfriend’s fucking pussy like hell while I was at work and soaked my side of the bed with her smelly poonani juice!

Poonani juice by Jsevere August 28, 2021

juice-worthy 

Something that is worthy of greatness.

The cut-back by the runningback makes him juice-worthy

juice-worthy by Juiceness November 25, 2007

juiceshake 

Similar to a milkshake, but with juice instead. Also similar to a smoothie, but with no fruit.

People who don't know how to make smoothies often just make juiceshakes.

juiceshake by knob nucker November 16, 2009

Juice Pole

Appalachian word for electric pole.

I ran into the juice pole with my truck.

Juice Pole by BJfromtn February 22, 2011

juice lagoon 

n. - 1) a woman who is ready for mating by massively increased vaginal excretion. Will usually be seen wearing next to nothing whilst grinding on the nearest cholo in the club.
2) the actual vagina of the aforementioned subject. A commonly seen feature in a squirter.

That bridesmaid party looks like a nest of juice lagoons.

-Jim, did you just take a shower?
- Naw. This juice lagoon just orgasmed while I was going down on her.

juice lagoon by kyldonia August 24, 2012