A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.

Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.

by English As A First Language October 9, 2019

Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020