horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.

"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"

by yasto May 28, 2018

Horsing it down

When it is raining so hard and fast . Just like a horse pissing

It's horsing it down outside

by Beagrie May 28, 2016

horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.

As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"

by Eunikitty May 27, 2014

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

horny horse

someone very horny

Jet loong is a horny horse

by chickensz February 16, 2020

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

horse girl

somebody over obsessed with horses and unbearably annoying, can be seen wearing shirts that have to do with horses or plaid button ups, with boot cut jeans and boots.

i saw horse girl Samantha galloping to class

by stupidhorsegirl1233 August 1, 2020