horny horse

someone very horny

Jet loong is a horny horse

by chickensz February 16, 2020

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Attic Horse

A horse that lives in ones attic and frequently steals your things. eg: Homework, food, legal documents, important papers, money, and pencils.

The attic horse took it again

by 81u3f14m3 December 11, 2010

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concrete horse

The hardest of hard-ons

I got such a concrete horse right now.

by HardHorse July 19, 2016

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youza horse

A person who acts with unattractive qualities. Example always saying, "I'm bout to play ball, lemme get some chicken wings, or Whats poppin 5!"

"Yo! I'm bout to play ball after i eat some chicken at Crown 5!" I replied, "youza horse!"

by kingknox March 10, 2009

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Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

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Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

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