Granaldi

A "Granaldi" is to be given a gift with the intention of having that gift produce a gift from it.

Granaldi is the noun, to be Granaldi'd is the act /verb.

To buy your wife a sewing machine so she would hem your pants.

I got Granaldi'd, my friend gave me some wax paper candy wrappers so that I would make candy and wrap them for her.

by D-I-D October 19, 2011

grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

by oneball212 December 2, 2013

grand slam

anal sex

4th base?
No. Grand slam! Right in the ass!

by bcimchuckbass March 1, 2014

Grandadio

A blow job from a girl, specifically a girl called Fran. Usually involves hard graft from the recipient prior to said 'grandadio' - proof that they are under the thumb of this 'Fran' character.

Friend 1: Hey, you wanna grab some beers?

Friend 2: Sorry, got to work hard for this 'grandadio'

by Your Priest April 21, 2014

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' May 9, 2014

Gawnch

Another term for the taint or grundle Often it is implied that only females have a gawnch. However both male and females have a gawnch.

Dude, my girlfriends gawnch is a sweaty foul smelling area. She needs to shave! Starting to look like something from "Where the Wild Things Are".

by Heat 375 June 10, 2014

Grand Slam

When four or more of your friends hook up with the same girl at different times. Can only be completed if each person goes all the way (i.e. hitting a home run).

Dude, me, Bobby, Ned, and Tom hit a Grand Slam with Jennie.

by YaMumz September 10, 2014