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Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
mugGet the Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriendmug.

shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
mugGet the shotaro’s girlfriendmug.

Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
mugGet the Your girlfriendmug.

National Girlfriend Day

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021
mugGet the National Girlfriend Daymug.

Chat girlfriend

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly
by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
mugGet the Chat girlfriendmug.

Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
mugGet the Girlfriend-zoningmug.

Girlfriend

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude
by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
mugGet the Girlfriendmug.

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