the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
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German Dinner

When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.
Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.
by _ham=booger January 10, 2020
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german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
by Tyler crock August 1, 2018
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German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020
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German Falafel Girl

Cute German girl who likes to rave, loves falafel and likes to be gifted a falafel once in a while.
Wow she is such a "German Falafel Girl"
by AsianDanger November 22, 2021
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aisan german

the bitchiest of all aisans
im an aisan german, get it right bitch!!!
by Alex Travis March 28, 2015
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