fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

fairyish

having qualities or characteristics reminiscent of a fairy, such as being delicate, magical or ethereal.

The garden had a fairyish charm, with twinkling lights and flowers that seemed to glow in the moonlight.

by lalaloopsie55 June 21, 2024

Fairy

A homosexual male.

Guy 1: That guy seems like a cool dude
Guy 2: He’s fairy
Guy 1: Don’t be rude

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024

Fairy Ocarina

An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.

Link, don't lose this fairy ocarina or I swear to the Deku Tree I will burn your house down.

by TheRealMikey July 7, 2024

Fairy Dance

When a girl jerks, shakes and jolts her legs while having a particularly strong orgasm.

Jenny played with he new vibrator. Her legs were shaking so much, so was doing the Fairy Dance!

by joe995 October 22, 2024

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

Fairy Blower

The act of putting cocaine and meth inside of your rectum and farting it out violently, to resemble fairy dust being shot out.

The cartel made me do a Fairy Blower cause I testified guilty.

by sploshii January 22, 2026