condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

Concorde

An obese person jumping backwards, landing booty first upon an unsuspecting skinny person

She hit him with a Concorde.

by kaetzchen June 23, 2019

Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019