colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

colteno

Big dink in Italian

You have a colteno

by Mrmofo January 16, 2014

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

colonic immigration

anal sex

Hey, you up for some colonic immigration later?

by whelkstrider June 25, 2014

colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN

Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise

by Electric tickle fingers April 12, 2016

ColonColonc

When someone stupid wants to say something stupid but then pauses to think of what stupid sentences he can say.

Hey stupid!stop being a coloncolonc!

by ColonCalonc October 13, 2016

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.

I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.

by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016