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Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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Cum cave

A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
Guy: Let's go have sex in cum cave.
Girl: No you sex goblin.
Guy: Please?
Girl: Okie dokie.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
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Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.
Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018
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MHX's Cave

MHX's Cave!!

➥ This is a 100% safely moderated community server that's focused on finding social interaction and to just talk about anything that's on your mind! They have many fun bots to play around with and an active memberbase! Events are also being hosted such as Simon Says, Last to Leave and more!

Psst, there's also a Nitro Giveaway every now and then!

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"Caves are beautiful things, you know? They're thermostatically controlled - warm when it's cold out and cool when it's warm. Very quiet. Very comfortable."
MHX's Cave is a good discord server. It has many giveaways.
by aguywholikesusingdiscordapp August 31, 2021
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chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)
it's a complete chavesty
by el revez May 10, 2004
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Mammoth Cave

a deep, dark abyss (ass hole) in which large mammoths (shit) dwell. When the mammoths (shit) become too crowded they tend to exit the mammoth cave (ass hole) in a hasty manner.
"My mammoth cave is way too crowded man, i need to release some mammoths."
by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006
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Tuna Cave

filling the vagina with tuna fish and having a cat eat it out
i just did a tuna cave with my cats
by cheesypotatoes April 6, 2011
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