Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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