Shower clothes

Simple, the clothes you wear in the shower.

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

cloutday

Is ur birthday but u a dope person and you finna be lit and turnt.

Fuck a gloday my cloutday in 9 more days.

by Shebadd June 16, 2016

cloutcatcher

A wrestling move formally known as the cowcatcher but for hypebeasts.

Dude did you see Greg kill that kid with that cloutcatcher last match?

by wrestler23043 May 5, 2018

clouteaued

When your clout has plateaued and you transcend Kanye to become the next Yeezus.

reggie watts clouteaued today, after week long binge on meth, killed the last of the shadow ppl and restored honor to the pipe

by seedofchucky February 19, 2018

Cloutlit

An outlet that is lit enough to produce favors for you. This is directly correlated to clout. When someone has a lot of clout, they have a lot of power or influence. A cloutlit is usually a friend that can help you gain entrance to an exclusive event or help with exposure on your creative project. A cloutlit can also be a page, blog, or thread that has a lot of exposure and can help achieve the same goal.

I'm really trying to utilize all my cloutlits to get into Skrillex's party.
I found this new cloutlit to really help make my new song pop off.

by Something Hype October 10, 2018