Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast

Something I don’t eat

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”

by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021

Breakfast casserole

Something Lez will never bring in.

Lez will never bring in the breakfast casserole.

by The real Justine August 6, 2021