wtfcrapslocker

A. an expression of amazement at the uninhibited use of the CapsLock key on internet forums.

<crazy_person> Sometimes I LIKE TO USE MY CAPSLOCKS KEY FOR NO APPARENT REASON. LOOK I'M STILL DOING IT!!
<bystander> wtfcrapslocker that sentence was a defilement of the intarweb! This outrage will not go unpunished!

by ewe2 October 11, 2005

WTFUFF

Stands for
What the Fucked Up Fucking Fuck ?!
An extended Version of WTF ?!

You are trying to rob a bank with a fucking squirt gun !
WTFUFF ?!

by AlphaK-Gen May 27, 2006

WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

WTFF

You would think it's just a What The Fuck, with one extra F by accident, but WTFF means

What The Freaking Fuck.

Melvin: Oh god I think I got my girlfriend pregnant or something. I don't really know.

Kyle: Whatchu mean? You used protection right?

Melvin: I don't know...

Kyle: WTFF, Mel... Something's wrong with you.

by lfgrnkfl August 26, 2011

wtfun

a way of saying wtf but in a less vulgar manner

wtfun are you doing sucking my popsicles?

by Raineir January 31, 2008

WTFO

Wild the fuck out

From WildNOut

Let get ready to WTFO

by Kikiiii July 25, 2014

WTFP

"What the Fruit Pickle?!" An alternative expletive created at a time of great desperation.

"Dude, my toilet paper has mold on it!"

"...What the Fruit Pickle!?..." (Or similarly "WTFP" if strapped for time)

by NukaLurk November 27, 2009