Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 12, 2011

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Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 06, 2022

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squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

by pineapplerind December 20, 2023

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Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

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shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

by Bill&bob October 04, 2023

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