Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls

She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz

by TwoRug May 7, 2018

Powdered Jizz

One of many street names for the drug, cocaine, as it has the appearance of powdered cum. Occasionally shortened to "jism" or "jizz", depending on context.

I just snorted a few lines of powdered jizz, feeling pretty great.

by Brittlebrittlemoon December 12, 2012

Jizz nizzer

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.

Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.

by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008

Jizz Locker

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz

1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker

by BAM!123 August 6, 2010