lucky sperm

What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.

That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole

by afgh October 10, 2006

sperm hurder

A man that still has his balls. or is capable of creating sperm.

(a sperm hurder can redirect the hurd by masturbating) like a sheep hurder controls his sheep

by Brandonio August 20, 2006

Sperm Taster

Works for the porn industry tasting male ejaculation.

Mikee is a sperm taster

by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009

Sperk*

Name of a blog that contains Web 2.0 resources combined with info and personal stories about parenting adolescents.

Sperk* Raising two adolescent daughters requires no fear.

by noonerblast December 23, 2011

Spergatits

1)Female breasts that have male seamen all over them.

2)

YUMMM!!! I love me some damn spergatits..

by willy hitter February 13, 2009

sperminal

ooh yeah i hear ya man i use that thing all the time

i was at the sperminal so long the fucker is plugged up
hand me that plunger.
on second thought i will get down there and suck it out

by dick dickson March 20, 2003

Sperm Whale

A wet willy but with semen. You cum on your finger and stick it in their ear.

That nasty asshole gave me a sperm whale.

by Bon bon the magnificent January 2, 2010