by Relax9er February 04, 2011
When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers
kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"
kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."
kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."
by John Jonson June 11, 2009
by mwgris March 31, 2011
Similar to power nap, the concept of taking a quick nap to relieve exhaustion, but applied to showering. One takes a power shower when they have just engaged in a sweaty activity (i.e., sex or sports) and doesn't have time for a full-length shower. Usually involved rinsing down with soap, instead of shampoo, conditioner, and shaving.
"I had a quickie with my boyfriend during my lunch break today!"
"Didn't you feel gross afterwards?"
"Well, I didn't have time to take the shower I wanted to, so I just took a power shower!"
"Didn't you feel gross afterwards?"
"Well, I didn't have time to take the shower I wanted to, so I just took a power shower!"
by melodramaticpony November 24, 2008
by Andy K April 21, 2004
A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.
Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.
by Polish Girl 3 May 04, 2003
also known as 'spanish bath'
a quick wash of face and under the arms and/or the groin and maybe the old talc powder in the greasy hair trick instead of a full bath or shower.
a quick wash of face and under the arms and/or the groin and maybe the old talc powder in the greasy hair trick instead of a full bath or shower.
by nutsman November 22, 2004