Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute

Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am

by 162875 March 10, 2015

procrastintoxication

The act of putting off work to drink or become otherwise intoxicated.

I was going to write my paper, but I practiced procrastintoxication by smoking weed instead. Homework can wait!

by jaimethelion March 30, 2015

procrasturblaze

When you procrastinate important stuff like homework by masturbating while you're high AF on weed.

"Hey man, you got any weed?" Yeah man. "Sweet, after school I'm gonna go home and procrasturblaze instead of studying for that test tomorrow, I hate math." Sounds good home! 420 procrasturblaze it!

by your_mom's _a_cocksucker April 30, 2015

procrastidontist

A dentist who specializes in people who put off getting their teeth fixed until a dental emergency.

John waited so long to get his sore tooth looked at that he had to go to a procrastidontist.

by Kurick May 14, 2015

procrastitorium

A place where your hobby or project has stalled

I am going into my procrastitorium looking for some inspiration to continue my project

by zppz May 24, 2015

Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

by eatashit August 1, 2015

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015