the "myspace"

a photo somone took of themself with a camera at an arms-length distance(sometimes on their cell phone). Usually taken in a bathroom or bedroom with some type of serious look on their face (guys) or slutty look in a skimpy outfit (girls). Most people do this and then immediately erase the picture, but those who put them on the wb are guilty of the "myspace"

Variation 1: the myspace also applies to people who take pictures of themself in the mirror...which is without a doubt the queerest form of photography currently in existence.
Variation 2: the "myspace" can also describe a picture of similar format found on facebook

"Dude check out this pic i found online. shes so hot."
"C'mon man, shes doing the "myspace"-so gay. shes probably 13 anyways."
"Dude, grass on the field, play ball!"

by ConorG October 22, 2006

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

Myspace Scene

Some original, some un-original. Love attention. Love hair. Likes things that other scene girls love. (Sanrio, Mori Chak, Chanel, Chi, Bed hed, Barbie, Pokemon etc) Has nothing to do with 'emo'. Started on myspace. Probably will end on myspace.

Will deny they are scene, don't bother trying to 'inform' them. They already know. Their trying to be unique.

Some have lives outside of myspace, Some really don't.
Start myspace perfection and beauty trains. Low self confidence. Usually have family/self problems. Most myspace scenies are jealous of people with actual personality and originality so they copy off of them because they dont know any better.

(Conversation of myspace scene kids.)

KarsonKutthroat: OMG. I love yer chi flat iron, how'd you get it??

Brutal_Beauty: My parents bought it for me because I'm too young to work fer money!1

xx_davemsscre: Hey Bitches;;; Join moi new myspace train- "Diemond ELITES".

Brutal_Beauty: wowe davie ur myspace train is SO SCENE.

xx_davemsscre: wtf Brutal B?? I am not scene wuts ur deal??

by Ms. Robotozz January 27, 2008

Mystery of 13th Region

When it comes to a mystery in the 13th Region, were not talking about Tony Pietrowski paying refs, nor are we talking about Eric Canady setting up refs for certain games so a team can win. And most certainly not talking about Josh Gambrel receiving a win in a baseball game when he gave up 6 runs. We are talking about Knox Central High School’s basketball player Cody Miller getting his headband stolen before the most important game of the year, against Corbin High School. The team had a shoot around 5 hours before they traveled 15 miles to play at Corbin High School. Cody put all his gear in his locker including the special headband. The team showed back up at the gym 2 hours before the game to head to Corbin. Once they got to Corbin, the Panthers were getting dressed in the locker room. When they were about ready, Cody shouted out and cried that he lost his headband that he slept with the night before. Coach Elam said to suck it up and play without it. Knox Central got beat on last second shot by Corbin’s Josh Smith, which was wearing a headband. Later that week, Coach Elam sent in a letter to KHSAA about somebody breaking into the Panthers locker room before the hardest game of the year, and stealing an accessory from a player, in which he thought, would help the Panthers pull out a W. He wrote in a letter about kids who might have stolen it. He mentioned Cody Messer from across town at Barbourville High School. Elam said Messer may have been in the locker room trying to find a pad for his period, and thought the headband was a pad. Another one mentioned was, Josh Smith at Corbin, because he needed a headband to clean the jizz off of his jersey after he came out of the locker room with Erin Manns. Coach Elam received a letter 2 weeks later that stated “Nobody in their right mind would steal a headband because it was lucky”. The three best ways to wear and keep a headband safe is: 1. Wear it over the bottom of your ears so you can hide the gay diamond earrings. 2. Make sure Cody Messer has a box of tampons and pads. 3. Never take the headband off. This will prevent the loss of a valuable item. And to this day, the mystery has never been solved. Eric Canady was caught, Tony hasn’t been caught yet, and the player that should have received the win in the baseball game never received the win.

Mystery of 13th Region
Coach i've lost my headband!
It has been Stolen!

by Canady January 14, 2009

Myspace Surveys

an insufficient way to waste time by letting random people know about you life, somthimes often putting in personal problems that nobody want to hear about. Founder: Sarah Palin

omg myspace surveys suck cock

by hardcorexxgrind January 2, 2009

MYSPACE BANGING

When some one is threatning to fight you over myspace

Why are you on my man's top 8 im going to whoop your ass. Bitch stop myspace banging

by MizsTemP3r May 27, 2007

mysoginist

An asshole who hates women.

My uncle is a mysoginist and he's also overweight and addicted to crack.

by dudemeister September 18, 2003