Turkey banning minecraft 

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way

turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol

Turkey banning minecraft by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022

Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft 

Fortnite: Made for school F******* lovers
ROBLOX: Made for people who can't find a b****** place to date.
Minecraft: LITERAL FOR A**** F***** NERDS

10 year old classmate: I love fortnite! and School!
a 12 year old: I play roblox cuz my GF is nagging me for a place to date.
another 10 year old: Atoms are mostly mentioned in minecraft!
me: WILL YOU ALL STFU THE F*** OUTTA HERE! THANK YOU.
Everyone: Forget Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft Call of duty OPS it out!
me: Oh S*** Im up for it.

Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 1, 2021

r/Minecraft

It is all about the game Minecraft. And no, terraria is not 2d Minecraft it is very different (looking at you 5-year-old Minecraft fans who hate Terraria). Minecraft is owned by Microsoft and the game and the community are great!

Steve: I'm gonna go on r/Minecraft again because I can.
Alex: Ok Steve I'll go mining for diamonds again

r/Minecraft by u/welikeReddit1 January 22, 2021

playing Minecraft 

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).

playing Minecraft by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

developer minecraft 

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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Ikke navngi vennene dine. Vi aviser inside jokes og definisjoner som omhandler ikke kjente mennesker.

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!

developer minecraft by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017

2D Minecraft 

2D Minecraft, also known as Terraria, is a 2D mod of the popular game Minecraft.

Yeet fam, I'm finna 2D Minecraft LAN today.

2D Minecraft by GammelMann69 December 6, 2018

Mr minecraft

You use mr minecraft when someone's playing minecraft and has long hair or is a nerd

Lewis is a mr minecraft

Mr minecraft by Jackson was here November 16, 2020