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cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.
According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.
by PaudyMac March 23, 2016
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tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief
Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night
by daithi sean o December 19, 2011
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Sauce tits

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.
(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"
by simple_si October 5, 2011
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Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.
It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.
by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021
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Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing
holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!
by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009
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pro tit

When a woman’s jiggly wiggly milky wilky honk honk jugga wugga breasty westie is so nice she must be a pro
Boy that’s a pro tit
by yurmomdotcom February 27, 2021
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Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.
I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!
by JimmyRK November 17, 2018
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