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Group Fart

The act of recruiting 2 or more friends or family members to join you in farting, simultaneously, on an unsuspecting victim.
Jonas was quietly enjoying his sushi when suddenly he saw his mum running backwards out of the kitchen, as if by lightening his dad and sister also popped up from behind the couch. It was in this instant that Jonas knew he was nano seconds away from being group farted by his family.
by L.pie December 26, 2011
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Gutterball fart

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009
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Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010
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fart pirate

One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.
"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."
by Lauren McCormack January 31, 2006
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fart cloud

damn....I got sideswiped by walking into his fart cloud.
by Mark T January 25, 2005
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fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods
I just greased my shorts with fart butter.
by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007
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fart around

to waste time(use caution with fart)
Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.
by Light Joker November 21, 2004
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