Fish Eaters

A lesbian, but a really hardcore lesbian who dresses like a guy, or dates chicks who dress like a guy, cause though they love women, they want to be with a chick that looks like a man.

How bout you and your fish eatin friends to go fuck themselves, shave their heads, and listen to some more Ani DiFranco albums

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

book eater

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

booger eater

one addicted to snorting cocaine

Dave so loved the white stuff that it turned him into a booger eater.

by tom nicholson October 14, 2003

easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.

"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"

by Skycop August 21, 2016

cactus eater

native american racial slur

John Red Corn is a Cactus Eater

by PiggyBankFrank June 23, 2009