Skip to main content

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
mugGet the Monday morning cornerback mug.

Dragging the Rounded Corner

The act of preforming a task which seems simple but is otherwise impossible given the circumstances.
"I told him to not shovel during a snowstorm, but he's out there dragging the rounded corner."
by 2fit February 7, 2026
mugGet the Dragging the Rounded Corner mug.

McGrath's Corner

A principle of horror centred around the belief that not showing something scary is more effective than showing the horror, due to the theatre of the mind being much more effective than anything visual. Usually utilised in 'Quiet' Horror.
"The scariest horror stories utilise McGrath's Corner when creating scenes of tension."
by anerdgummycluster March 6, 2026
mugGet the McGrath's Corner mug.

Horned up from the corned up

Means your really horny and want to fuck in a field
He was horned up from the corned up.
by Jujubeattlebee March 9, 2026
mugGet the Horned up from the corned up mug.

Place it now cornelius

The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.

This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.

At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
Albie: “HaHa this is great content, alright place it now Cornelius.”
Cornelius: “Right away chef 🤓”
by Kimmyhead6969 April 29, 2025
mugGet the Place it now cornelius mug.

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
mugGet the banana up your ass and around the corner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email