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Bagel cake

a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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cake jar

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar
by Kevsexy February 3, 2021
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fake cake

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.
Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake
by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021
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Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.
Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.
by zk840 May 1, 2011
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Guap Cake

When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.
Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.
by Chico_2_infinity January 3, 2018
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Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
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Cake Decorator

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."
Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.
by WizardofWord September 1, 2022
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