apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.
I ate some damn good apple pie
by Andrew April 05, 2003
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Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!
BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?
by Boooyahh!!! December 04, 2008
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apple computer

A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.
Just go to www.apple.com/switch
by drachenhwoarang July 03, 2003
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apple music

Person 1: Hey why the fuck did they make me force download apple music?

Person 2: Oh yea its basically force downloading spotify. They are all out of innovations.

Person 1: Oh, yea I cant even get rid of those U2 albums

Person 2: Yea, they probably are gonna make spotify non compatible with apple music

Person 1: Lets have sex

Person 2: Ok
by BitchAssFggtRekt July 07, 2015
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Apple Faggot

Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.
"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."
by Spav Nickelbottom July 11, 2013
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apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
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apple bottom

A somewhat recent phrase I believe is originally derived from Hip-Hop pioneers, A Tribe Called Quest - from their song "Bonita Applebum."
by the chocolate elvis December 04, 2003
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