When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.
by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020
Get the Ouija Wankmug. An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:
Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section
And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section
And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
by NixPix July 18, 2007
Get the Indie Wankmug. A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.
Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
by Mr.T. June 30, 2006
Get the Mexican Wankmug. by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
Get the Wank Blankmug. Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"
"No way dude that's risky shit"
"No way dude that's risky shit"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
Get the courage wankmug. Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.
See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.
by Theilliterate June 28, 2023
Get the Allegorical Wankmug.