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wank baby

one who is a test-tube baby
John, you wank baby!
by Suicidal Sid January 3, 2007
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Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.
OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.
by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020
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Indie Wank

An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section

And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
Indie Wanks:

Kate Moss
Any Teenager who shops in Topshop
A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace
by NixPix July 18, 2007
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Mexican Wank

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.
Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
by Mr.T. June 30, 2006
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wank bucketedness

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'
by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021
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