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wank baby

one who is a test-tube baby
John, you wank baby!
by Suicidal Sid January 3, 2007
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Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.
OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.
by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020
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Indie Wank

An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section

And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.
Indie Wanks:

Kate Moss
Any Teenager who shops in Topshop
A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace
by NixPix July 18, 2007
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Mexican Wank

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.
Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
by Mr.T. June 30, 2006
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wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020
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wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015
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Crab-Wank

To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.

Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
by Goatboy Grasshead June 8, 2021
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