enjoy your water

What Allysus will say when Camila Cabello is gonna have sex with Lauren Jauregui and she knows it

Camila: Gimme some water I’m going to Lauren’s

Ally: Enjoy your water (pervert face)

by FifthHarmony’s whore February 21, 2019

EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”

“Haha surfs up dude”
“EW POO WATER!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

wash my watery dick

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.

"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018