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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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Thunder X Ashley

by LazrTrackz November 27, 2021
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thunder cunted

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015
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Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
by Z329 July 18, 2022
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