Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 22, 2011

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

by nixontrix November 07, 2005

radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.

jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.

by senjean March 13, 2010

poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie November 15, 2007

poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

by Topher the great October 05, 2007

tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 20, 2008

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 07, 2009