poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008

radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.

jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.

by senjean March 13, 2010

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

by nixontrix November 15, 2005

poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

by Topher the great October 21, 2007

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

Poop of No Return

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010