by nixontrix November 14, 2005

When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).
Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!
Tom: Why?
Harry: Yeah, why?
Dick: I just had a pistch!
Tom: Damn! That sucks!
Harry: Want some pretzels?
Tom: Why?
Harry: Yeah, why?
Dick: I just had a pistch!
Tom: Damn! That sucks!
Harry: Want some pretzels?
by nixontrix November 05, 2005

Damn get a load of that canker on his lip!
Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.
Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.
by nixontrix November 05, 2005

A nasty, ugly girl who has sex in vans, closets, public bathrooms, public pools, her parents' bed, etc. etc.
by nixontrix November 06, 2005

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
by nixontrix November 15, 2005

Pre-come, what comes out before the explosion.
by nixontrix November 06, 2005

We don't need a fucking heater, maynard! Just tell Shellie to spread her legs and we'll use her purmal to keep warm!
by nixontrix November 06, 2005
