fart pirate

One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.

"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."

by Lauren McCormack January 31, 2006

fart cloud

someone else's fart leftovers

damn....I got sideswiped by walking into his fart cloud.

by Mark T January 25, 2005

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

fart around

to waste time(use caution with fart)

Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.

by Light Joker November 21, 2004

cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.

Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.

by urban teach May 10, 2014

Fart Bib

N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.

In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).

See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.

Debbie: I am sexually aroused, may I proceed with fellation?
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.

by aspacelot August 16, 2011

fart juice

the stuff that runs out your butt when you fart..

i just got some fart juice in my daks

by graham hill June 26, 2004