Definitions by aspacelot
Lorgy
The string of litigation between three or more people or companies resulting in a metaphorical "lawyer orgy" in which every combination of parties involved sue each other.
(See Apple v Microsoft, Google v Apple & Microsoft, Xeorox v Apple v Microsoft, Apple & Google v Microsoft, Microsoft & Google v Abe Vigoda, etc.)
(See Apple v Microsoft, Google v Apple & Microsoft, Xeorox v Apple v Microsoft, Apple & Google v Microsoft, Microsoft & Google v Abe Vigoda, etc.)
Fart Bib
N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
Survivor Poop
When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.
I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!
Survivor Poop by aspacelot September 10, 2010