tard fam delusion

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

by electron100 June 1, 2010

fuck tard

some one who types out a huge ass deffonition for american

just search for american you'll get it

by jojo the flying monkey January 4, 2004

gadget tard

One who cannot figure out how to use today's numerous electronic devices. ie: cellphones, recording devices, credit card machines, etc.

jin could not EVER make her cell phone work, she's such a gadget tard.

by jintrinsique November 9, 2008

tard fam denial

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.

Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

tard fam IQ

Tard fam's stupidity is reflected by their very low IQs. On a good day, tard fam's collective IQ may be between 5 and 7 but most of the time their collective IQ ranges from -5 to -2. Throughout the day, their actions may indicate that their IQ is actually falling which would not be a surprise to anyone. All of the members of tard fam are also now avid users of weed which could explain a lot about why some of the members struggle to function normally from day to day. Tard fam is just a shit stain on the population of Earth and the general average IQ of the population falls by 10 points due to the members of the fam weighing it down.

York and Mike Carlson most likely have IQs of -10 but due to Norman "Nick" having an IQ of 7, the collective tard fam IQ is mostly likely around -2.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020