T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

T-tard by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

Ski-tard by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

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Orange Tard

The offspring of a Redneck and a Yellow Hammer

He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard

Orange Tard by Midwest Expert November 2, 2010

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oi'tard

a lame ass/pseudo punk/skinhead who chants "oi!", or "oi oi oi" excessively..

hey oi'tard, take your cockney wannabe bullshit else where..

oi'tard by rapes April 12, 2011

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Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

Flash Tard by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

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L-TARD

Someone called Lauren who is a retard.

"brazil is in Africa"
"You L-Tard"

L-TARD by Mooseyface79 October 22, 2011

E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

E-tard by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

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