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Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.
Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.
by Werner lover September 27, 2023
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Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out
I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped
by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024
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Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024
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Stilton-Scoop

The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.
"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"
by XIX_VIII February 23, 2024
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Extraterrestrial Scoop

This is what you call your friend when they are getting wild at a party.
“Bro I just picked up 3 fine hoes and we are all going back to my place!”

“Yoooo, thats awesome ya extraterrestrial scoop!”
by Theodore Foreskin January 29, 2026
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the scoop

the location where big bron shows no mercy to his training partners and gives them all alaskan dragons
"yeah I got dominated by Bron Darbyson at the scoop and nut was flying out my nostrils"
by Slavoj Žižek February 5, 2026
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Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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